you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
