I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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