you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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