You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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