That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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