i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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