We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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