all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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