I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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