What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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