It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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