If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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