Where did you get a picture of my penis
Buhtt sex?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Randomize