So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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