Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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