He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Randomize
