This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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