Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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