How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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