How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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