you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
did you just send me my own nude
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
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