THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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