You work out of a Hotel?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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