And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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