White coat. Heels.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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