I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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