I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
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