Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
So. Much. Porn.
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