the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
