? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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