Where did you get a picture of my penis
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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