i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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