I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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