found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I'm always down for nudity.
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