new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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