You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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