wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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