Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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