i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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