my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I think your dad took our porno
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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