Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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