Porn is love you can see.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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