i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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