is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
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