It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
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