Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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