chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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