Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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