i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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