Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
