only if we run a train.
done.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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