And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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