A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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