before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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