just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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