So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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